Shingeki no Hetalia

Finland: *sips tea* Wouldn't spiders be so much less scary if we could just talk to them?

Denmark: AND ALSO JEFF THE KILLER

Finland: AND MIKASA

Mikasa: o-o what....

Finland: HAHAHAHA I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU MIKASA

Mikasa: -.- i'm leaving

Finland: BUT WAIT!!! I LIKE POTATO SALAD!!!

Mikasa: *tears in eyes* SOMETIMES WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICES!!!! *runs*

Austria: WHY AM I PURPLE?!?!?!?!

Poland: *sips wine* So, you come here often~?

Lithuania: POLAND STOP CHEATING ON ME

Poland: I'M NOT DRUNK YOU ARE!!!! *jumps out window*

Ash: MY LAST NAME IS KETCHUP AND I'M GOING TO KETCHUP THEM ALL

Brock: HUNGARY I LOVE YOU

Hungary: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

Liechtenstein: LEMONS, CHEESE, AND BANANAS ARE ALL YELLOW

France: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE

Spain: MAKE IT DOUBLE

France: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION 

Spain: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUT NATION

France: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE

Spain: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE

France: FRANCE

Spain: SPAIN

France: BAD TOUCH TRIO BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Spain: SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT

Prussia: PRUSSIA THAT'S RIGHT!!

((yes i did that by memory))

Liechtenstein: BUT I'M A CHARIZARD!!!! *jumps off cliff* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!

Spain: MURPHY!!!

Cuba: *on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Germany: e-e WHERE IS MY GREEN CRAYON!!!!!

Lithuania: U-Um Russia put it in the phone

Germany: WITHOUT MY GREEN CRAYON I CAN'T MAKE GRASS DJSFHKLFHASDJKAFHFGGF

Russia: ^J^ Moon rocks, I just love moon rocks! And the moon rocks love me! I just know it! Yes they do!!

Latvia: But Russia, that is not fair! I paid for this land, and all of this stuff!

Russia: Too bad Latvia, I say that is just tough. Now don't interrupt me, i'm singing a song. This place belongs to me now, so go run along!

Latvia: e-e

Russia: With my moon rocks, I can make erasers. There are many things that need to be erased. ^J^

Latvia: o-o

Russia: With my new factory, I can make yellow cheese. I can also make bars of soap, so I can be clean! ^J^

Sweden CHEEEEEEEEEESE

Russia: e-e NO! MY CHEESE!!

Sweden: e-e *throws a mozzarella cheese cube at Russia*

Iceland: ICE CUBE

Switzerland: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY INNOCENCE!!!!!

Japan: *smirks and fades into closet*

Denmark: I WANT MY FRENCH SILK PIE BLIZZARD FROM DAIRY QUEEN THIS INSTANT!!!!

Finland: e-e $49.99 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING!!!!!!! THAT'S A $5 DOLLAR VALUE FOR JUST $49.99!!!!!

Denmark: FJDHFLSHDSLGHDGGHGH

Jean: Wouldn't life be easier if we could just talk to Titans?

Titan: HEY EVERYONE LET'S GO THROW A PARTY IN THE WALLS!!!

Jean: Um, sorry, you can't do that or we'll die

Titan: Oh....sorry about that

Jean: It's okay

Titan: We cool?

Jean: Yeah bro.

Eren: o-o Jean....? Why are you talking to a Titan..?

Jean: SHHHHHHH YOU DON'T SPEAK TITANIC!!!

Eren: Um, Jean...Titanic was a ship....

Jean: *tears in eyes* LET'S GO TITAN, HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND OUR RELATIONSHIP!!!

*jean and titan ride away into the sunset*

(y/n): WAS THERE A HORSE????

Dee-chan: (meee) YES

Jean: *dumps titan for horsey*